I’m totally uninspired to update my Facebook status or Twitter feed, and lately, I seem to start blog posts that fizzle out after three or four half-hearted sentences. Pinterest bit the dust last week after months of neglect; I deleted my account altogether. Yes, friends, I’ve got a bad case of the social media blahs.
You’re not missing much during my relative silence. Here’s a taste of the earth-shattering news from my world, both the good and the bad, and in no particular order.
I’m so tired that yesterday, I nodded off while sitting on the potty.
I can’t believe my baby boy is a walking, talking one year old.
Gluten-free bread makes totally edible croutons.
Addiction sucks ass.
My solution to kiddo artwork build-up: photograph all projects, recycle most.
I can’t decide whether my wicked case of indecisiveness has gotten better.
Having poop in one’s refrigerator (lab sample) is WEIRD.
I gave up paper towels and now wield a mean dishrag.
Someday, I might get up the nerve to sport a pixie cut.
I had a nightmare that Josh and I were fighting over paint chips.
Is it really so hard to believe that I actually WANT to keep breastfeeding?
De-cluttering feels so good—why do we inevitably collect more shit?
I need to make more time for the consumption of fluffy media.
I’m obsessed with root beer floats and chocolate-hazelnut spread.
My preschooler knows her way around the ipad better than I do.
I can’t think of a better way to invest 20 bucks than a kiddie pool.
That is all.
I Want to Know
- Do you ever get the social media blahs?
- What’s new with you? (in as many characters as you please)